Automatic frustration and lament control using Fu(s)(s)y Logic :-)
In an desperate attempt to utilize the time available at work, I have started researching on a highly recursive algorithm that will control chit-chat at office. It is based on fussy logic- an innovative and revolutionary strategy which helps to solve complicated socio-economic problems in core companies.
- The Social element of these problems is obviously the skewed sex ratio at core companies. For example for every 1000 guys there might and if luck permits one or lesser girl(s).
- The economic element of the problems is obviously the "superfluous" pay. You border on the thin line separating hunger from basic needs. Basic needs include - tea, dhum, drinks and cell phone bill.
So wat does fuSSy logic do ?Simple - It teaches you to lament on and on and on and on and on and on and fuss so much abt a problem that you yourself are bored to death by your problem. Hence the problem seems neglible and you forget to remind urself that you are in a problem.
This gives you an illusion that you ve solved the problem.
It is an memory intensive problem, and you depend on the peace of mind (err.. piece of mind) of others to implement it. It is highly recursive; the more u use it, the more it demands itself to be used.
Thanks to DDY for giving me all the opportunities and resources to develop this strategy. I m sure atleast a few readers will be benefitted.
Am also thinking of a new IEEE paper: FUSSY LOGIC AND NEURAL NETWORKS FOR CORE COMPANIES.(Neural networks - deal with socio-economic networks u need to have on gtalk and other chat clients to ensure you get on to someone's nerves to efficiently implement FUSSY logic :-D..)
