The [NOT SO]Solitary [ORKUT]Scrapper

At the outset I take this opportunity to thank Arid Bereaved Brewery for givin me ample time and resources to blog. These have gone a long way in motivating me to start blogging. Before I start i would like to give Arid Bereaved Brewery an acronym in a manner unlike how acronyms are usually given. I ll refer to it as DDY(takin the last letter of each of the words formin the name). I m doin this to make sure I m not alluding to any existing firm or company in this blog and any such reference is purely coincidental.

For those of u who have seen FIGHT CLUB(the english movie) this blog may b sumthing not as crappy as it is for the rest. So if u ve not seen the movie, it might lead to u clickin sum link onthis apge. b4 u hit the last line of this blog.
Wat "EMPTY" s do at DDY is wat this blog is ALL ABOUT.(EMPTY...refers to an acronym which rhymes with MT)

AFTER 2 months at DDY this is wat is happening regarding the EMPTYs.

"Every evening we and "Nomore Boredom" give the rules v understood looong ago abt DDY...
a) The first rule of DDY is -do not talk abt wrk(at DDY)
b) The Second rule of DDY is-DO NOT TALK ABT WRK(at DDy)
c) Third rule-IF neone is nauseated, frustrated and annoyed, only then being jobless might STOP.
d) Fourth rule-Being jobless ll go on for as long as it has to
e)Fifth rule-ONLY one person to WORK at a time.
f)Sixth rule-NO work NO Stress.
g)LAst Rule- IF its ur first year at DDY u ve to be jobless "

Now let me tell u abt NOMORE BOREDOM. NOMORE BOREDOM is a (imaginary) personality v(EMPTYs) ve created to help us feel better abt our job[lessness].
He wrks like v wanna wrk, lives like v wanna live, and eats like v wanna eat.(none of which is generally possible at BBY)

HE HAS TAUGHT US IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE...
STOP TRYIN TO DO SUMTHING, and JUS HIT GO ( he means the go button in our browser)

OK STEPPIN OUT OF THE FIGHT CLUB DOMAIN......
If u login into orkut at around 9 am , 1 pm or 5 pm all you can find in the JUS SIGNED in part of orkut are innocent faces of new DDYian EMPTYs. Any face reader ll b able to easily find one common expression and that is FRUSTRATION. 6 ppl quittin out of the 39 newly joined, almost evryone talkin abt DOWN-TO-EARTH salaries, and all of them on orkut or chat at ne point of the day, all this cant b jus ignored.

watever it is... frustration has now become fun. ~!~!~!~! and v r enjoyin it here. On the lung run its goin to b bad... but who cares about " the long run" at DDY. Everyone i knw, u knw or u ll get to knw here always talks abt jus two things:
a)leavin the company (or)
b)When they r plannin to leave.

If u:
a) wnna have fun
b) wnna have fun
c) ONLY occasionally wanna b reminded u might v wrk in the distant future
d) wanna ve unlimited INternet access to blog, chat orkut and scrap
e) wanna ve fud that wont satisfy ur hunger but ll make ur stomach pain[cos of laughin hard]
f) wanna freak out and yet b paid[a decent amt for not doin nething AT ALL]
g) wnna have the satisfaction of a HUGE BRAND name stuck to ur forehead[ wherever u go ppl ll come up with.. "u r at BBY.. thats grttt !! " .. u see// v ve to put up with certain TRUTHs..]
h) wanna live in an "ornamental" village cut off frm the rest of CITY life..
i) wanna ENjoy everything at "down-to-earth" rates...

............then join us at DDY !!!..



reverting back to FIGHT CLUBism.....
and now that v r accustomed to this schedule.. v poisoned NOMORE BOREDOM ..by eating the fud served here to our hearts content..
TO NEONE WHO HAS NEWLY MET ANY ONE OF US "EMPTY"S FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS, I JUS VE ONE THING TO SAY... " U VE MET US AT A VERY STRANGE POINT OF TIME IN OUR LIVES"